so burn on, you little candle
На фейсбуке у меня цензура, поэтому пихаю сюда.
*Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
*Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
*There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
*Sex appeal is 50% what you got and 50% what people think you got.
*No sex with anyone in the same office.
*Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
*If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
*Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
*The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
*Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
*Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
*Love is a hole in the heart.
*Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
*Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
*A woman never forgets the man she could have had; a man, the woman he couldn't.
*What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
*Love comes in spurts.
*Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
*Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
*There is no difference between a wise man and a fol when they fall in love.
*Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
*Show me a husband who won't and I'll show you the neighbor who will.
*It doesn't matter how good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
*The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
*If a man won an argument, it was just in his head.
*A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.
*Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure.
*The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
*Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize you are just fucking yourself.
*Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
*Romance is when common sense flies out of the window.
*It's only kinky the first time you do it.
*If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
*Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.
*It's always the quiet ones that have two dozen corpses in their basements.
*You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to wow oblivious you are of the fall.
*Absense makes the heart go wander.
*Accidents in cars cause kids.
*Success in marriage isn't in marrying the right person, it's being the right person.
*If you can't find Mr. Right, go for Mr. Fits Best.
*A girlfriend is like a credit card, if you have one it's easier to get a new one.
*Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
*Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
*There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
*Sex appeal is 50% what you got and 50% what people think you got.
*No sex with anyone in the same office.
*Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
*If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
*Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
*The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
*Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
*Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
*Love is a hole in the heart.
*Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
*Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
*A woman never forgets the man she could have had; a man, the woman he couldn't.
*What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
*Love comes in spurts.
*Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
*Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
*There is no difference between a wise man and a fol when they fall in love.
*Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
*Show me a husband who won't and I'll show you the neighbor who will.
*It doesn't matter how good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
*The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
*If a man won an argument, it was just in his head.
*A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.
*Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure.
*The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
*Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize you are just fucking yourself.
*Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
*Romance is when common sense flies out of the window.
*It's only kinky the first time you do it.
*If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
*Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.
*It's always the quiet ones that have two dozen corpses in their basements.
*You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to wow oblivious you are of the fall.
*Absense makes the heart go wander.
*Accidents in cars cause kids.
*Success in marriage isn't in marrying the right person, it's being the right person.
*If you can't find Mr. Right, go for Mr. Fits Best.
*A girlfriend is like a credit card, if you have one it's easier to get a new one.